Mr. Crump Don't Like It Lyrics and Music by Dan Sane and Frank Stokes Key: G Copyright 1927 Chords and lyrics arranged by Judy Muldawer For Educational Purposes Only Visit banjojudy.com for additional songs Join the Facebook Group “Ukulele Music - The Early 1900’s” File Created 05/10/2019 File Updated 09/14/2022 D D7 G If Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here D D7 G G7 If Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here E7 If Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here A7 No barrel house women, cards 'n' drinkin' no beer D D7 G Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here D D7 G I saw the Baptist sisters, jumped up an' began to shout D D7 G G7 I saw the Baptist sisters, jumped up an' began to shout E7 I saw the Baptist sisters jumped up an' began to shout A7 Brother I'm so glad that the whiskey voted out D D7 G If Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here D I saw the Presbyterian sisters D7 G Turned round an' begin to grin D I saw the Presbyterian sisters D7 G G7 Turned round an' begin to grin E7 I saw the Presbyterian sisters, turned around begin to grin A7 Lord, I believe they'll start out to barrel housin' again' D D7 G Mr. Crump won't like it, ain't goin' to have it here D I seen the Methodist sisters, D7 G jumped up an' they had a fit D I seen the Methodist sisters, D7 G G7 jumped up an' they had a fit E7 I seen the Methodist sisters, jumped up an' they had a fit A7 She was doggone sore we can't go in yet D D7 G Mr. Crump don't like it, ain't goin' to have it here D D7 G You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree D D7 G You don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree E7 If you don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree A7 You don't like my fruit, let my orchard be D D7 G If Mr. Crump don't like it ain't goin' to have it here Several Suggested Ukulele Chord Shapes: